hutzler 571 banana slicer funnest reviews

THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER!Īnd 'Digerati Ohm' writes: Does this come in any other colors? Everytime I set it down near my unpeeled bananas it takes me a good 45 minutes to find the darn thing again.Īnd 'Tim Proctor' writes: This is a vast improvement over the Hutzler 570 Banana Slicer (the prior model), which had the shape of a triangle. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old 'I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?' and of course, 'You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!' These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. 'Ms Toledo' writes: What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.

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Hutzler 571 banana slicer funnest reviews